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THE NEWSLETTER OF THE DOWEL

- February 2026 -

THE WORLD'S MOST PROVOCATIVE DOWEL RELATED NEWSLETTER!

Praise the Dowel!

Greetings Dowel fans!

Two years ago we advertised for a skilled archivist to join our team, 18 months ago we recruited and onboarded our first junior archivist – and then we promptly forgot about them. Two months ago whilst going through our accounts for our forthcoming tax audit we remembered all about them and have since put them to work. In that time they have been going through all the content we have collected over the years to bring together what must be one of the worlds most comprehensive suites of Dowel themed imagery. We then asked our intern to go through the images and pick out the most erotic of them and now we are very pleased and proud to present to you – the definitive anthology of faintly erotic images inspired by the Dowel.

To access the archive – all you have to do is be signed up to our Dowel whatsapp channel (details below) you will be sent updates as they become available. Do it now - you know you can't resist the alure of the Dowel...

The Dowel Archive of Erotically Charged yet still Broadcast Safe Dowel Imagery

If this doesnt more people to sign up to the Whatsapp Channel then I dont know what will.

After the break!

Still to come - how to sign up to the Dowel Whatsapp channel.

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Have you ever seen the Matrix? Do you like the idea of being able to download jujitsu almost instantly? This book is like that but instead of downloading jujitsu - you are downloading everything you need to know about the Dowel. You will also learn more euphamisims for penis than you could ever need.

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WHERE CAN I SIGN UP FOR THESE EROTICALLY CHARGED YET STILL BROADCAST SAFE DOWEL RELATED IMAGES? ONLY HERE!
THE WHATSAPP CHANNEL OF THE DOWEL!!

You won't even be asked to prove you are 18! Key takeaways:

Its private (as much as anything from meta is…)
Your phone number is not shared with me, or anyone else following the chanel. No one can see your deatils.
Meta probably track you, although they say they dont
You will find a nice juicy link to the newsletter just as soon as it is released…
You can sign up and then just completely ignore it no one minds.
https://www.whatsapp.com/channel/0029VawAffN72WTvMBcXMc3X
Faintly erotic bonus content available exclusively on the chanel - from February.

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