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Greetings Dowel fans!
Just a quick update this month - we have a new militia force - and I have been busy planning our first raid on what I thought was the worlds second largest stockpile of Dowels. However, it turns out it was just some guys house in Maine and that they didnt actually have 100 million plus Dowels in their backyard. So - that was big waste of time - but we have potentially avoided some embarrassment there.
OUR NEW MILITIA
Its official - we now how a Militia. One with people who have actual military experience. Which is fantastic. How many other "non cults" can claim the same? For operational reasons I will not mention where most of them are based - however, I will say it was a bit disapointing / telling that none of our members in Western Europe volunteered to be part of our Militia. For those who did volunteer - thank you. The Dowel appreciates your sacrifice. We will be in touch - once we have agreed what size Dowels our bandoliers will hold.
READERS QUESTION OF THE MONTH
Last month we asked, how should we deal with the noisy red car that is occasionally disturbing the peace and quiet of this newsletters author - 100% of respondents said we should destroy it or at least render it unusable. Which is fantastic.
Our favourite and the most correct answer was from "PM" who suggested using Dowels in the exhaust pipe (to muffle the engine noises) and then adding Dowels to any openings or gaps that would be awkward to retrieve - "but not risking being dropped and littered around the environment". I love that they were being considerate of the environment and I hope also that my Dowel will rattle in the car and be a constant nuisance to my neighbour Tristian.
This months question: If you could change one thing about this newsletter - what would you change?
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NEXT MONTH
Next month The Dowel focusses on your Aura.
Praise the Dowel -
P.
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