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THE NEWSLETTER OF THE DOWEL
January 11 2024
The Dowel Within Me Honours the Dowel Within You!
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Greetings Dowel fans!
We kick off 2024 with a brief newsletter to sate your need for Dowel updates! PRAISE THE DOWEL!
Key 2024 Dates for your Calendar
January 11th (Thats today! Every Day is Dowel Day!)
April 21st (The 111th Day of the year)
Sept 5th (111 days until Christmas)
Praise the Dowel!
Free Lesson Plans for Teachers
Do you work in a primary or secondary school? Maybe you teach English as a second language? Why spend YOUR free time on developing leson plans? We are offering free Dowel based teaching resources to help you save time and have your students learn from the best teacher in the world…
Email us with details of who you teach and what lessons plans you woudl like - and we will sort you out.
Word Scamble Solution!
The answer to November's wordscramble "a very common three word phrase" was "Praise the Dowel" well done to everyone who figured that out. Those who emailed in the correct answer have been informed and will recieve their prize "soon".
After the break!
Still to come - more Dowel news!
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Are you looking for your next great read?
Check out the follow up to Dorra's top rated debut story - wedding Dowels!
SHOP Now!
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Intermission:
THE DOWEL COMPELS YOU TO LIVE! AND DO WELL!
HELP WANTED
We are seeking a skilled archivist to join our operations team, the successful candidate will have a commitment to excellence, a focus on customer satisfaction and be able to work independently in an underground mine environment. Reimbersement will be "competitive" (ha ha). Reply to this email if you or someone you know may be suitable (no recruitment agents).
Updates to the Dowel Manual.
The Dowel manual is now on its 4th revision – and is heading to the printers "soon". Updates were minor and now include notes on the imporance of using UV protective clothing alongside sunscreen. The information on the Dowel (i.e. 99.9% of the book) remains unchanged. Email us if you want an updated copy.
Thats Weird.
Overheard conversations:
OAP1: “If I see it I’ll buy it for you. Have you got a big head?
OAP2: I don’t know – I’m not sure.
Then they both stand staring at each other.
This month Ive mainly been following old people – old people are people too – you should consider befriending an old person and giving them the gift of the Dowel.
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NEXT MONTH
Next month we ask – if you don’t have the Dowel in your life can you still, ever, truly - be happy?
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